Here's the Scoop by Brian Sweeney

Brian Sweeney has been the author of “Here’s the Scoop” for more than 20 years. The column usually deals with the lighter side of life and the writer has been known to mix a bit of fiction in with the facts. Brian has received six awards for his column in the annual New York Press Association’s Better Newspaper Contest.

Here's the Scoop: March 11, 2015

The gifts of hope
Because of “The Winter that Wouldn’t Quit,” I haven’t been feeling my usual passion for Fantasy Baseball this year. There’s now less than a month to go before our annual Fantasy Baseball draft. In a normal year, by about mid-February, I’d start counting the days until the draft and filling my nights and free minutes studying players’ statistics in an attempt to win our coveted league title. Not this year.
The record cold this season has most people thinking about firewood, not the sound of wood meeting ball with a resounding crack.


Here's the Scoop: March 4, 2015

The spice of life
Tastes, as we all know, change. I eat things as an adult that would have received the “spit into the napkin” treatment when I was a kid.


Here's the Scoop: February 25, 2015

Warm & fuzzy
You may recall that I wrote about a real “good news, bad news” experience in a recent column. To summarize, I had found a long lost iPod inside my winter jacket. That was the good part. The not so good news was that was that playing the iPod would no longer be possible, since the coat had been laundered a number of times. “Tiny Bubbles” is the only song the device can play, at this point.


Here's the Scoop: Feb. 18, 2015

Up in smoke
At the risk of offending friends and strangers, I am kind of an anti-smoking nut. No one can say they “didn’t know” the health risks. Plus, the cost of buying cigarettes is incredibly high. So, I continue my small campaign to try to encourage folks to kick the habit — despite frequently being told to “butt out.”
Are my lectures annoying? Of course. Will I stop asking people to quit smoking? Probably not.


Here's the Scoop: February 11, 2015

All together now
“Five days of Mayhem.” That may not accurately describe this experience. How about: “The Fourth Triennial Sweeney Family Reunion”? This wording doesn’t really make a great movie title, but it’s what the sign says, so I’m going with it.