Here's the Scoop by Brian Sweeney

Brian Sweeney has been the author of “Here’s the Scoop” for more than 20 years. The column usually deals with the lighter side of life and the writer has been known to mix a bit of fiction in with the facts. Brian has received six awards for his column in the annual New York Press Association’s Better Newspaper Contest.

Here's the Scoop: January 28, 2015

Umm...let’s try that again
Well, that was overblown. Or under blown. Predicting weather, as we all know, is an inexact science. The good news is, even if the forecast doesn’t turn out exactly as hyped, Internet weather services are still able to sell ads — that no one ever looks at — on their websites. So, all is not lost when a forecast goes awry.


Here's the Scoop: January 21, 2015

I did it again
Did you ever have one of those issues where you know, with almost 100 percent certainty, that you were not guilty of the offense in question, but you have no real proof?
You rack your brain for a reasonable explanation and still can’t quite convince your accusers — or yourself — that the crime being discussed does not bear your fingerprints. Before anybody gets the wrong idea, I’m not talking about Bill Cosby-type stuff here. No, the “incident” that I’m referring to is a lost iPod.


Here's the Scoop: January 14, 2015

What’s the value?
Upon arrival at the News office last week, I was confronted with something disturbing — the calendar on my desk had been removed and replaced with a crisp new model. This is a normal course of events for some people, but not for me.


Here's the Scoop: January 7, 2014

Time to reflect - in a tacky way
Ah, the first column of the new year. It’s kind of like Spring Training — in the winter. Naturally, as we grind through the early part of January, New Year’s Resolutions are already in tatters. I know I can’t remember any of mine. That’s probably because I didn’t get around to making any. It’s just easier.


Here's the Scoop: Dec. 31, 2014

Now hear this...again and again
Is anyone else really relieved that we can now stop listening to holiday music — until it starts again around September 15?
I have nothing against holiday tunes, but it’s true there can be too much of a good thing. In an effort to prevent such a situation, we usually limit holiday music in our household to a roughly two-week period. It just seems longer.